TIPS KUNG PAANO LUMANDI WITH DIGNITY →

israelmekaniko:

  1. Kapag makikipagchat, wag masyadong magkwento tungkol sa sarili. Wala siyang pakialam sa patay na kuko mo. Magtanong ng kahit ano tungkol sa kanya para mapahaba ang usapan.
  2. Para kang double-dead na zombie kapag walang emoticons sa mga chat mo. Iba ang dating ng, “musta araw mo” sa “musta araw mo?…

7/13/2014 (1:05am) 1,432 notes

"Divine move. Divine move? You think you have any moves at all? You can kill the Oni but me? Me? I’m a thousand years old, you can’t kill me.”

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6/22/2014 (8:01am) 794,172 notes

theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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let out the beast » park chanyeol

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6/22/2014 (7:33am)

We’re ten thousand miles apart

6/22/2014 (7:28am) 696,625 notes

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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